Sunday, November 16, 2008

An Open Letter to Meaningful Beauty

Dear Cindy Crawford, French Doctor, Rare Melon Extract, and Company,

I watched your infomercial several weeks ago and was enticed to buy. I am 25, it is time to consider an anti-aging skin care line as preventative measures. You are distributed by Gunthy Renker, Cindy’s skin looks amazing, you cost like $30, how could I not order you? And the only item I have previously ordered from an infomercial – Bare Minerals three years ago - I still use it to this day.

So why haven’t you arrived?? I am getting wrinkles from waiting. Please hurry. I have been patient. I need eye cream and serums and masques.

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